El Arroyo Toilet Paper - Poop Jokes

Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise!

 * 3-ply paper 
 * Printed with¬†safe-to-use¬†inks 
 * Septic tank-safe 
 * Each roll individually shrink wrapped 
Featured Signs:

 * "I'M NOT FARTING, I'M JUST LETTING THE BEANS SPEAK THEIR TRUTH" 
 * "EVERYONE AT SOME POINT HAS GAMBLED ON A FART & LOST" 
 * "POOP JOKES AREN'T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY'RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO" 
 * "REMEMBER, THE GREENER GRASS ACROSS THE FENCE MAY BE DUE TO A SEPTIC TANK ISSUE" 
 * "IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE, DOES THAT MEAN FARTING IS A MISSED CALL?" 
 * "IF YOU SNEEZE & FART AT THE SAME TIME, YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT" 
 * "MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I'M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT" 
 * "DON'T BE ASHAMED TO FART WHILE U PEE.. THERE IS NO RAIN WITHOUT THUNDER" 
 * "IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT!!!!!!"