Wind Up Holiday Candy Pooper

Holiday Pooper Candy Dispenser – Because Nothing Says Christmas Like Wind-Up Poop 💩🎄

Move over sugarplums, it’s time for something way less classy and way more hilarious. Introducing the Holiday Pooper—a wind-up candy dispenser that drops it like it’s hot… literally. No, really. You wind it up, and it poops out candy. We didn’t make the rules—we just made them festive.

Each festive backside (red nosed reindeer, penguin, gingerbread man... who knows what you'll get) is ready to waddle along and leave a sweet trail of assorted hard candies. Because if you're gonna have a holiday meltdown, it might as well be from laughing too hard at a candy-pooping toy.

🧻 “Wind me up and watch me go” – A phrase that works at parties and in questionable gift exchanges.
🎁 Perfect for stocking stuffers, gag gifts, or that one co-worker who lives for potty humor.

Let’s be real: you’ve given chocolate, you’ve given socks... now it’s time to gift candy that comes out of a plastic reindeer’s butt. You’re welcome.

💩 Don’t overthink it. Just poop and roll.

*Chosen at random*